User:Omnibort

About Me
I'm the most recent vector for the current MineCraft epidemic. Paul caught the virus once before, but somehow survived. The World was originally my single-player world ported to a multi-player world for the enjoyment of all. That's why the default spawn point is within the Grand Feast Hall. I am an arbitrary and capricious op, but can be prayed to from time to time for boons of diamond tools. I'll also grant you op status if you would prefer to play in creative mode and build giant things out of gold.

Interests
Monumental architecture Stupid Redstone Tricks Stupid Minecart Tricks Digging and digging and digging and digging... Obsidian Casting Explosives

SpaceTowne
Located conveniently at the default spawn point, SpaceTowne is an organically developing Metatopia showcasing the whims of its founder, OmniBort. In SpaceTowne we believe in using only naturally derived materials and applying centuries-old building practices to create strange and bizarre structures the map-generator never intended! SpaceTowne is constantly growing, very much like cancer. Currently in SpaceTowne you can find:


 * The Atrium - a grand entry-hall replacing the totally lame entry-hall that persisted far too long.


 * The Place Between Places (aka The Tower of Doors) - rising majestically from behind the Atrium is a tower of cast obsidian featuring over 10 portals! All going nowhere!


 * The Planetarium - perched atop the obsidian tower, our sky-deck offers unparalleled views of SpaceTowne and its immediate environs. Find a way up here and ponder the next project!


 * The SpaceTowne Hilton - Situated along the back wall of the Atrium is a modern hotel complex featuring 13 guest rooms with amenities ranging from spartan to sultan!


 * SpaceTowne Geothermal & Electric - Occupying the former site of Heavy Mob Reactor A, SpaceTowne Geothermal & Electric provides electric power to all SpaceTowne structures using the power of LAVA. The noise is deafening.


 * The Stuffatorium - The heart of SpaceTowne is our world famous Stuffatorium featuring 124 large chests of storage, enough to accommodate 428544 blocks (13 full chunks!).
 * New!! We are beyond thrilled to announce the completion of the Stuffatorium Central Dispatcher fully-automated item sorting & smelting system.


 * The Forge - Located directly below the Stuffatorium is the great Forge featuring imposing gothic art, dozens of smelting units and convenient Nether Access.


 * Grand Central Station - Located in the Atrium, the Grand Central Station serves up to 16 selectable local destinations from two train platforms and has been described by some as an idiotically complicated expenditure of redstone and iron. New! We are also proud to announce the construction of the Bizzaro Central Station located just beyond the veil of reality and co-terminus with the real world Grand Central Station. The Bizzaro Central Station will serve up to 8 selectable international destinations.


 * The Arboretum - Enjoy the serenity and beauty of Nature without the constant threat of death! Our indoor park is safe to visit any time of the day or night.


 * The WoodShop - Nestled snugly next to the Arboretum you will find our charming wood shop decorated in natural materials and featuring fast access to the Temporary Tree grove & AgriMax. The WoodShop also features a bed and a full suite of kilns for baking charcoal!


 * The SpaceTown Christmas Tree Farm & Pumpkin Patch - (Closed Indefinitely!) - enjoy a scenic rail voyage out to our Northern frontier for a memorable visit to our oddly creepy abandoned tree farm & pumpkin patch, perfect for merry seasonal outings. Recent climate change events have forced us to close the Tree Farm indefinitely as new, warmer weather plant life moves in.


 * Papa Paulo's Rubber Tree Plantation - Formerly the SpaceTowne Christmas Tree Farm & Pumpkin Patch, we have sold the development rights to HebaruSan Industries after a nasty bout of climate change rendered it technically no longer snowy (some old snowfall still persists). The fertile acres are currently covered with rubber trees, their gooey sap available to all willing to spend an afternoon jamming wooden taps into them.


 * The Honeymines - Early settlers of Spacetown toiled for generations in these extensive horizontal shaft-mines, unaware of the relative mineral depletion in the area. The mines are currently abandoned and given over to wild slimes.


 * The Kollector/Distributor - One of SpaceTowne's most striking feats of excavation, the Kollector Integrated Sewage & Transport tunnels run below the main surface structures of SpaceTown performing the necessary yet un-sexy task of gathering returning rail cars and funneling them to the station platform. The tunnels have recently been outfitted with high voltage conduits.


 * Heavy Mob Reactor Site A - Our first Mob Reactor! This prototype reactor is still kept in use for research purposes. The low-efficiency core design and antiquated flushing system make this potentially dangerous so access is restricted.


 * Heavy Mob Reactor Site B - Building on lessons learned from the prototype HMR, we built HMR Site B, a fully commercial Mob Reactor generating limitless supplies of free, clean mobs! An arachnid cactus-filter has increased yield beyond that of conventional designs! Tours are available to the public upon request.


 * Volcanic Mob Transmorpher - Built on the former site of our Bumper-Boat Grotto, the Volcanic Mob Transmorpher uses the latest in Lava & Water technology to harvest valuable drops from Mobs bred in our two reactors.


 * AgriMax Industrial Labs - Spacetown's pioneering work in the field of automated and semi-automated food production is on display at AgriMax! We use state of the art redstone & piston mechanisms to automate biological production & harvest.
 * Cane-O-Mat automated Sugarcane production unit.
 * Cactron cactus greenhouse & auto-harvester.
 * (now closed forever) The Former Mush Room automated mushroom farm has been shut down due to a Fungal Blight that limits high-density Mushroom growth.
 * Vast Fields of Wheat - Coming soon! A massive semi-automated wheat farm is currently under active development on the Eastern Borders of SpaceTowne
 * Melon Farm, producing enough watermelon to render all other foodstuffs obsolete.
 * Livestock paddocks


 * The Grand Feast Hall - Our architects have reached deep into the past in designing a long-awaited SpaceTowne Grand Feast Hall. The Feast Hall harkens back to an earlier time of vast, vaulted halls and innumerable servants toiling away in poorly-lit under-halls.

SpaceTowne Rail line Destinations
Grand Central Station
 * 1) (clay) - HebaruSan General Mineral Extraction Concern
 * 2) (red)  - Volcaic Mob Transmorpher Drop Room
 * 3) (black)- HebaruBort Geothermal & Electric
 * 4) (tbd)
 * 5) (stone brick) - Mushroom Dynamics
 * 6) (tbd)
 * 7) (tbd)
 * 8) (tbd)
 * 9) (tbd)
 * 10) (gold) - The Grand Papal Rail Road
 * 11) (tbd)
 * 12) (iron) - The Forge
 * 13) (snow) - Papa Paulo's Rubber Tree Plantation & West Sub-Station
 * 14) (tbd)
 * 15) (tbd) - AgriMax
 * 16) (tbd)

Forge Substation
 * 1) - Central Station
 * 1) - Central Station
 * 1) - Central Station

West Sub-Station
 * 1) Space Towne (main line)
 * 2) Pumpkin Petrochemical Ltd. & Prison Freedom Camp
 * 3) (not yet built) Saudi Hebblerabia

SpaceTowne Bizzaro Rail Line Destinations

 * 1) (tbd)
 * 2) (tbd)
 * 3) (gravel) - Pumpkin Petrochem Freedom Camp
 * 4) (tbd)
 * 5) (tbd)
 * 6) (netherrack) - Netherland Ranch
 * 7) (jackolantern) - Pumpkin Gulch Mining Co.
 * 8) (tbd)

Mushroom Dynamics
The insane dream of our founder, OmniBort, was for a grand OmniPurpose Concept Proovatorium. Many spaces were constructed for this purpose and many times they were deemed inadequate. The goal of a large, easily reconfigurable space to serve as a madman's canvas seemed unattainable- until now!

Rising abruptly from the SpaceTowne complex, Mushroom Dynamics features:
 * 4 floors of flex space with generous 18 foot ceilings.
 * A biogenerator farm capable of producing and automatically harvesting vast quantities of sugar cane & cactus.
 * Central piston-based 5 minute clock
 * Thirty two cobblestone generators powered by a quad-pumped fuel recirculation unit.
 * Ancillary Stuffatorium
 * Roof-top Biodome Habitatorium.
 * CHICKENTRON!!
 * Mushroom Computronics Lab

Mushroom Dynamics is constantly in flux. During the Great Downtime it housed many alchemical experiments which have now been partially dismantled owing to changes in the metaphysical laws of the Universe. We are in the process of a great reconfiguration for Industrial Automation.

The Pumpkin Gulch Mining Company
Pumpkin Gulch sits atop some of the richest ore & redstone deposits in the world. Highly advanced mining techniques developed in the SpaceTowne Honeymines are used here to efficiently and legally extract wealth. Highly advanced management techniques are likewise employed, keeping labor costs down and shareholder dividends up!

Pumpkin Gulch is joined to SpaceTown by both Nether slip-gates and a recently completed trans-world emergency tunnel.

Pumpkin Petrochem Ltd.
The Pumpkin Gulch Management Company is excited to announce our newest mineral-extraction and labor-management initiative: The Pumpkin Petrochem Freedom Camp & Refinery Project! Geologic consulting companies recently identified new veins of rare metals in close proximity to sizable crude oil deposits. Unfortunately, our site planning scouts also identified a struggling village of Testificates squatting on our newly leased property.

This is no problem for the Pumpkin Gulch Management Company!! Acting quickly, our skilled team of bureaucrats identified several distressed properties on the fringes of the village and cheaply bought out the owners. Careful mismanagement of the properties led to general declining values and soon the entire town was up for auction and quickly acquired at a fraction of its initial cost.

With the property secured we began the process of transforming the quaint village into an industrial refinery. However, one unforeseen consequence of our actions was a rise in vagrancy by the former denizens of the village.

Another simple job for the Pumpkin Gulch Management Company!! With a trivial investment on our part, we were able to designate areas of our refinery complex for providing private penitentiary services to the local constabulary. The remaining displaced population now lives quiet and non-interfering lives in our cost-effective outdoor Testificate paddock.

Pumpkin Petrochem now features:
 * Several local oil rigs cleanly and quickly extracting the local crude.
 * A high-speed refinery complex.
 * A very large, 32-combustion engine power-hall
 * Extensive automated quarry system with integrated tailing recyclers.
 * General Purpose Industrial shed
 * Cat house
 * Incarceration units for up to 13 testificates
 * Watch towers
 * Wall

Infamous Acts
N00bsauce entry bunker Op'ing cinekin Dumping mine waste all over HebaruSan's former beach Multiple Mob Reactor Core breaches Glass Highway Detour

Current Projects

 * AgriMax Industrial Labs
 * SpaceTowne Integrated Rail Network
 * SpaceTowne Hilton Hotel

Future Projects
Hell-pup Friendly Kennel Franchises Beach House The Golden Cave Cricket Hotel & Casino O, the original Obsidian-floor Tapas Bar Cannon Mountain - the Mountain covered in cannons At least one NPC village to call my own. And to rule like a King. The Fulminatrium (for explosives)